Saturday, March 12, 2011

Dumb waiter

One of my favorite things that movie stars say is "there is so much waiting on movie sets. I just sit in my trailer and wait," and then they sit back as if waiting for a purple heart. Don't you love that? Give me a jillion dollars and a sweet trailer and I will put your waiting to shame. Heck, I'd do it for a tenth of a jillion. Or, let's face it, I'd do it for a can of Pringles. This complaint is right up there with "I had to sit in a makeup chair for five hours! It was so haaaaard."

What I'm basically saying is: I am a total movie star these days. Without the swanky trailer. Or any dollars. Or a movie. Or anyone asking me if waiting is so haaaaard.

Other than those things though, I am totes Angelina Jolie.

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Anonymous said...

Been there, done that. At least I had the Olympics to watch. Missing you in Seattle. scl

JUst fyi, the word verification for this post is "unwed". made me laugh.

librarianista said...

Totally! I bet those trailers have cable. Cable and Pringles--what the hell else do you need?