Total Librarian

Me, watching "A League of Their Own" (shut up) on tv.

The scene comes on where slutty Mae (played by Madonna) is teaching her illiterate teammate how to read, using a pulpy sex novel.

Teammate: (reading from the book)...he clutched at her silky, white bosom...
Other teammate: MAE! What is she reading??
Mae: Who cares? She's reading, ain't she?


Nordic Boy: Madonna's a total librarian in this.
Me: Totally.