Wednesday, June 23, 2010

S.U.N.C.

My favorite person-who-is-related-to-me is my cousin Rosita. Rosita totally cracks my shit up, and if you can do that you're likely to make it on my favorite people list. She rocks it.


When Rosita was in her teen years, she was, as many teens are, often annoyed by people. And when she was annoyed by people, she would tell me about what they had said to annoy her. She would imitate what they said, just how they said it, in great detail. And after she would go on and on with whatever long-winded obnoxious quote that the offender had delivered, she would wind up the whole thing by an emphatic Rosita-coined phrase. "Oh my god. Shut-up-nobody-cares!"

SHUT UP NOBODY CARES.

I don't know why, but this phrase totally cracks me up. The teen angst of it. The surly nature! Old people often get the reputation for being the curmudgeonly folk in our social circles, but really, it's the teens. SHUT UP NOBODY CARES. I mean, really, right? Ouch. It's, like, the ultimate dismissal. And I wish I could convey the tone that needs to be employed with this phrase. First of all, you have to say it super fast. Shutupnobodycares! And the disdain, it must drip. And you have to mean it, so so hard. It's the only way to say it.

I would like to interject here that Rosita is no longer a surly teen (and really, when she was a teen she wasn't all that high on the surly scale to begin with) and I haven't heard her say this phrase for many years. Surly teen phrases aside, I assure you she did not grow up to be an asshole. Ok then.

One time, many years after I had heard this phrase or even thought about it, I was hanging out with Biogirl. We were going to try a new restaurant, and we arrived at the building and pushed the button to wait for the elevator. As the doors opened and we got in, I said this:

"That elevator really took a long time to come down. I mean, it's a big building, but it's not THAT big. Seems like it should have been faster. Slow service from an elevator, it's really stupid. And wow, look they have fancy art on the wall inside the elevator. That seems so hoity-toit, to have something that expensive in the elevator. Of all things to spend money on, people. I mean, I am all for art in unexpected places, but this elevator doesn't even have good lighting. So the art is totally being wasted. It's ridiculous. I mean, just look at it. Can you even see that? I can't. The person who made that decision really does not know a thing about how to hang art. OH MY GOD SHUTUPNOBODYCARES."

I shutup'ed MY OWN SELF, everyone. I was talking, and talking, and complaining about some shit that does not even matter, and all of a sudden, it was like I left my own body and I could hear myself. And WOW was I annoying. So I had to give myself the old one two punch. One: Shut up. And two: Nobody Cares. It came out of me so strong, so organically, right from my core.

The big finish phrase? Made Biogirl literally almost fall on the floor laughing.

Since then, this has become a phrase that Biogirl and I have totally revived. Whenever we go on too long about something, especially a whine of some sort, we tell ourselves ShutUpNobodyCares. A bit of tough love for ourselves. Sure, we are kind of kidding, but really, we all know when we reach that point where we are being a big whiny crybaby and truly, nobody cares. So shut it.

Well, I don't know that we all know that. And there are probably times when I am doing it and don't know it as well. But for the times that I am doing that and I realize it? Best. phrase. ever.

The past week or two, I am having multiple pre-emptive shutupnobodycares moments. Before I even start to say something, I know I am in danger of a shutupnobodycares moment, so I stop myself. Hence, my post about not really having that much to say lately, and my other post about being Debbie Downer. And also my sparse blogging this week. All of these things feel supremely uncomfortable to me. Crisis, I can deal with. Happiness, also good for me. But general worry and malaise in a sort of cloud that hangs over things? Not really my strength. I usually can buckle down when things go really wrong, or suck it up when things are just sort of not ok and see the good. One or the other. I'm good at those. But this? I just sort of don't know what to say or do with myself. I suppose I was brought up with the "if you don't have anything productive to say, don't say anything" sentiment, and whether that's a good or bad sentiment, it's in me.

So that's where I am at these days. Trying not to go to the Shutupnobodycares place. And the reason? The reason is that everywhere around me right now, it's bad news. People around me are going through stuff, I'm going through stuff, and it's all pretty glum. And I feel the danger of throwing myself a big old whine and cheese party. Which will just make me feel more glum.

So today? I am giving myself a blog style shutupnobodycares. I shall spare you any of the whine that I could dole out. (You're welcome!) Instead, I am turning the tables. I want you, if you are so inclined, to tell me something good. Comment me something positive, something happy, something funny. Send me a link that will make me smile, or point me to a source that made you feel good about what's happening in your life, or in the world. Because I need that right now.

(And please, don't be alarmed- nothing horrible has happened to me. I am just totally feeling surrounded by bad news on a personal, local, and global scale lately, and it's fricking bumming me out and I DON'T LIKE IT. That's all. Nothing earth-shattering).

So...tell me something good.

12 comments:

Teeny said...

This post totally cracked me up today!

Erin said...

Here's something good: I just started library school in January and recently dove into the world of librarian blogs. I subscribed to about 25 of them, but yours is by far my fave. Keep writing...you rock. :)

Miss J said...

1. Writing awesome fan fiction poetry
2. The sun (ok, not right now - but earlier).
3. Meat Man's blue nativity
4. Tank tops
5. Sandals without socks
6. smart puffs
7. donies
8. the word "tacatillos"
9. Cilantro Diaz
10. Michael Landon's chest
11. tea
12. dinner with you last week!

xo
J

Valerie said...

What made me smile in my work world this week:
#1 - 150 kids piled on the grass watching a dairy cow get milked for a summer reading program. and what made me smile even more was to see them continue to sit and watch in the pouring rain.

#2 - getting a grad invitation from an ex library page from FIDM in California....so freaking proud of that girl

#3 - seeing tons of teens get their groove on with the "Just Dance" Wii game at a tournament today.....the most awesome videogame evah!! i highly suggest you try it.

e-Lizabeth said...

So here's something good. You may already know about it because you are awesome that way, but this is who I have been turning to lately, because it never fails to simultaneously crack my shit up and give me some perspective: http://www.thatswhatbeasaid.com/

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kclq2zGQy4w

dharmamama said...

Kent on SYTYCD is pretty darned awesome, in terms of making me smile. And he's genuine! He'd bug me if he was a caricature of himself, y'know? But he's himself, and happy, and he makes me smile.

A friend started this site, Good News Network, and it's how I start my days now:
http://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/

And - have you posted this before? Or maybe I posted it here before? Anyway, I had to play it for myself today, after getting complainy that - get this - I can't tag people on facebook with my phone. Holy cow, what a thing to even notice! a SUNC moment, for sure. I'm glad I had it bookmarked. Everything's amazing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r1CZTLk-Gk

petlerinn said...

This always makes me happy:
http://petlerinn.wordpress.com/2010/01/13/awesomeness-abounds/

Also, checkout failbook.com --if you are a user of facebook you may die a thousand deaths (whether by humour or by sheer stupidity is hard to tell).

cheers,
-K

Miss Dallas said...

Here's a good one: After two weeks here without rain (two, long, hot 100-plus-degree weeks) we are looking forward to three days inside with thunderstorms outside.

I can barely contain myself!

Sarah said...

Hi! I have never left a comment, ever, on a blog before. Thanks for being the awesomeness behind this gem.

dharmamama said...

Oh - Just occurred to me, with the Louis CK/Conan video I wasn't saying that your real-life, big, heavy concerns weren't worth worrying about. There are some things that *aren't* SUNC events - and we do care!

And this, laughing babies:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=laughing+babies&aq=f

Unless what you're sad about is baby-related, then that might not help. Or, it might. You can make that call.

Anonymous said...

The best part of my day is when I go to get my baby out of his crib in the morning and he is so excited to see me. He smiles a big, gummy smile, kicks his legs and...farts a little.